Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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