fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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