I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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