So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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