TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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