so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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