I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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