operation harelip BJ is a go
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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