Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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