does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
50% drunk capacity currently
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize