Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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