May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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