He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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