Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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