nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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