Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Will exercising make me less horny?
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