Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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