somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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