I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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