So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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