what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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