physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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