I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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