i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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