I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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