I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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