I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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