problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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