How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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