let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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