She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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