I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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