this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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