best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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