i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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