Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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