I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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