I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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