Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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