i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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