I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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