we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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