I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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