Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You pole danced in your parka.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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