Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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