he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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