mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I'm really busy with my period
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