So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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