Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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