You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I am one with the molecules
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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