I think im going to throw up on grandma
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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