I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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