ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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