yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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