Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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