we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
whose parrot is this?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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